For your opponents’ safety, strap your biceps down while on the field

Biceps bands for proper gun control.

Just a friendly reminder from your friends at Football America:

Always remember to secure your biceps to your arm when you’re on the field.

After all, nobody wants to see a pair of dangerous pythons running loose out there. One set of bands (above) works great, but if you’re carrying around a pair of truly monstrous arm cannons like TCU’s Tank Carder, three bands is the minimum.

If you need to get your guns under control, take a look at our wide selection of Nike arm bands.

They’re made with Nike’s Dri-FIT fabric, so they won’t get soggy or lose their stretch, and the flat-seam construction provides a comfortable fit without any itching or binding.

They have a nine-inch resting circumference and can stretch to 21 inches. If your arms are larger than 21 inches, we might suggest using a hula hoop or a bicycle tire as a band.

Anyway, Nike’s arm bands are available in seven different color styles, with home and away patterns. Each pack includes two pairs, with reversible colors.

Get a pack for $11.99 at Football America.

Related: Shop our entire selection of football accessories.